Aziz Ansari’s ‘Glow In The Dark’ Groupie Confessions

• November 19, 2008

FRIDAY:

I Fly into Chicago for the night. My friend Nick Kroll is opening this show for me and we rent a car to drive to Notre Dame on Saturday. We have a night to kill in Chicago.

We hit up the delicious Blackbird for dinner. While we are there, a woman comes up to our table and asks if I’m R&B superstar Usher.

I say, “No, unfortunately, I’m not Usher.”
“Wow, you really look like Usher!”

“I’m kidding, of course I’m Usher, sit down, have a drink with us.”

We started chatting and later that evening, we made out. It was awesome.

Aziz Ansari’s ‘Glow In The Dark’ Groupie Confessions