What up Tolle!?

Dhrumil: what up Eckhart? What's pop'n brother?
Eckhart: Oh just the usual. You, know... the present moment and what not.
Dhrumil: True. So you excited to see Obama in office?
Eckhart: Oh yes! Now Oprah will finally stop sending me text messgaes... At least for a little while.
Dhrumil: ya man, I know what you mean. It's always 21 question with that one. You would think she would get it already. I mean what's so hard about not thinking?
Eckhart: You said it, not me.
Dhrumil: lol
Eckhart: Wait... you aren't posting this on your blog, are you?
Dhrumil: No, of course not bro!
Eckhart: well, even if you do it's not like anyone visits your site anyway!
Dhrumil: that's cold man! Just cause you've sold like 10 million books...
Eckhart: 11 million, and that isn't my ego talking. I'm just trying to keep the facts straight. Nah I mean?
Dhrumil: hah, ok player. Anyway, I gotta make a green smoothie. Tell the family I said what's up.
Eckhart: Peace. Oh, and be sure to use honey instead of agave. Honey awakens the kundalini.

Dhrumil